Julieee,
'Me go shop', made me laugh.

But at least you said what you meant to say. It's much better than my attempt last week. Instead of saying 'Hello. I would like two loaves of bread, thank you'. I said, 'Hello. I am two loves of bread, thank you'.

I was given two loaves of bread. Which was great. It was only later, when I was telling my friends, who do live there, that they told me what i'd actually said. Just one letter made all the difference. 'Iskum', 'Askum'. Or something like that.

It's all good fun.
Anyway, thank you for getting back to me about the village. I feel reassured and may be looking out there soon??
Josh