It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they
haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and
walks to the gate.
" McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus." And in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over
his shoulder.
" Waddington-Smith, England, " he says, "Pole vault." And in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland." he says, "Fencing."
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