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Football Related Joke

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Football Related Joke

Postby SSue » Sat 13 Mar 2004 12:27 GMT

Leicester's main sponsors, Walkers, have decided to cash in on the
publicity of the footy team's recent trip to Spain and are releasing a new
range of crisps, which they hope will prove popular.

These are:

assault and vinegar
ready assaulted
pokey bacon
sleaze and onion,
gang-roasted chicken
porn cocktail

SSue :lol:
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Postby Rich » Sat 13 Mar 2004 14:21 GMT

(almost certainly speaking too soon, but...)

Manchester United have set up a helpline for those fans in despair at their recent performances. The number is 0800 101010.

I'll repeat that - 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished due to management cutbacks.

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Hmmmm. Needs more rope
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Postby SSue » Sun 14 Mar 2004 01:00 GMT

You beat me to it Rich......this was my next offering :lol: :lol:

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