Football Related Joke

[SSue]

Leicester's main sponsors, Walkers, have decided to cash in on the
publicity of the footy team's recent trip to Spain and are releasing a new
range of crisps, which they hope will prove popular.

These are:

assault and vinegar
ready assaulted
pokey bacon
sleaze and onion,
gang-roasted chicken
porn cocktail

SSue

[Rich]

(almost certainly speaking too soon, but...)

Manchester United have set up a helpline for those fans in despair at their recent performances. The number is 0800 101010.

I'll repeat that - 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing.

[SSue]

You beat me to it Rich......this was my next offering

SSue 8)