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Jesus’s ethnicity

There were three good arguments that Jesus was black:

1. He called everyone “brother”.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – three proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

PG Author: Kay McMahon

Kay has been an expat for nearly 30 years. She set up the British Expat website back in early 2000, whilst living in London and missing the expat life. These days she spends much of her time lugging computers and cameras around the world. (Dave gets to deal with all the really heavy stuff.)

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