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Things not to say to ladies

"Suppose my partner who may (purely for the sake of argument) feel a tad insecure, temporarily doubts my deep affection for her. She might say something like 'Show me that you love me'; innocent enough. Except that all kinds of neural pathways in my brain now go into gridlock." Tim Sharp explores the Be Spontaneous Paradox.

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"Does your name ever cause you hassle? Sometimes even the most innocent name can. Would you believe there's a TV presenter on a UK gardening programme called Gay Search? I'm sorry, but every time I hear that name I think of phone-lines to contact gay people. It's probably not the sort of name one would choose to have any more than, say, Yellow Pages." What's in a name?...

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Bohemian Curry

"Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead..."

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