Changing Faces 2

By Kay McMahon, 7 November 2001

Well, since we launched the FREE

British Expat virtual makeover

just a short while back we’ve been inundated with enquiries and requests. Someone was so enthusiastic about the possibilities he even sent us a photo of his dog! But in case any of you out there were feeling a little self-conscious or shy about applying for your own makeover, we thought you might like to read a few customer testimonials.

To remind you again – all you have to do is send us a full-face photograph of yourself. We’ll do all the rest; you can rest assured that no matter how hideous you look, we’ll be able to get rid of those disfigurements and blemishes, leaving you looking like a million dollars!

Anyway, enough of that – you’ll be champing at the bit to read those testimonials, won’t you?

JOHN SMITH from Thailand writes: “I was stuck in a Seventies timewarp for years and years, but just never knew how to break away from that greasy rocker image. Thanks to the British Expat Virtual Makeover, I can hold my head up again now that I’ve lost all that weight off it. People keep stopping me in the street and asking if I’m Keith Richards – I’ve lost count of the number of autographs I’ve signed!”

JOHN SMITH from Thailand writes: “I was stuck in a Swedish sauna for years and years, but just never knew how to break away from that Volvo-driving image. Thanks to the British Expat Virtual Makeover, I can hold my head up again now that I’ve covered that receding hairline. People keep stopping me in the street and asking if I’m Elton John – I’ve lost count of the number of autographs I’ve signed!”

JOHN SMITH from Thailand writes: “I was on the run from the police for years and years, but just never knew how to break away from that fugitive image. Thanks to the British Expat Virtual Makeover, I can hold my head up again now that no-one can recognise me any more. People keep stopping me in the street and asking if I’m that guy out of the Village People – I’ve lost count of the number of autographs I’ve signed!”

There you are – three very satisfied customers, each with individually tailored solutions to their own very different problems. What more encouragement could you need?

Small print. There may have been a bit of confusion over our offer to stretch or compress people’s heads to get satisfactory results. Obviously we didn’t mean we were going to physically alter the size of anyone’s skull. That’d just be ridiculous.
On the other hand, we do have a worldwide reach. So don’t give us any gyp. Right?

(Note from the Ed: Unfortunately the demand for this service was such that we’ve had to withdraw it. Sorry to all those people we had to disappoint. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.)