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Jesus’s ethnicity

There were three good arguments that Jesus was black:

1. He called everyone “brother”.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – three proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

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