A trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

¡Hola! Buenos días, amigos. Returning refreshed from a quick trip to Mexico I thought I’d write a couple of lines about my brief experience in Puerto Vallarta.

We stayed at an all-inclusive 4½-star resort, which is probably the best way to stay in a Mexican resort town. The food was great and plentiful, the drink even more plentiful and included. The hotel had its own beach, which was great – fine sand and mild waves.

Getting out of the hotel and even back in was like crossing through Checkpoint Charlie in the ’70s. I guess they have had some issues with bandits robbing busloads of tourists and they try to keep the vendors away from the hotel where they can bother the visitors. My hotel (Dreams Puerto Vallarta) with its secluded beach and strong security meant that we were only bugged by the hotel-approved vendors, but there were more than enough of them selling everything from blankets to silver, carved animals to para-sailing rides (I have to admit to trying the para-sailing).

We did take a trip into downtown “old town” Puerto Vallarta where every step is echoed with calls for “Buy this”, “Buy that”, ”Try my tequila” and “Eat here”. This cajoling soon becomes a background murmur and it ceases to be an irritant. Harder to take is the look of abject disappointment if you stop to look and don’t buy, followed by “Why you no buy?” ”Please, señor, I have babies to buy food for,” etc. There are a few beggars about but at least they have their hands out and you have no doubt about their mission.

It looks to be a rough place and I don’t think I’d be venturing out at night into the downtown core unless I had a couple of tough friends with me. The best bet is to stay on the resort hotels (and there are an awful lot of them) and maybe trip from one resort to another via sanctioned travel if you need to. It can be a relaxing holiday if you want it to be but there seem to be many areas where you could come a cropper if you don’t have your wits about you.

Puerto Vallarta in Jalisco State, Mexico

Photo by Coolcaesar (Licence)

Security has to be a major consideration when planning a trip to Mexico. The people are poorly paid and only a few are educated to beyond a high-school diploma, it seems. The average wage for areas like Puerto Vallarta and indeed most resort towns is a paltry $5.00 a day (yes, a day) while most people in the USA and Canada are on a minimum wage of close to $10.00 an hour. That huge disparity makes for a large wage gap and a resulting “us and them” scenario. It doesn’t help matters that the value-for-money expectations of some of the guests were ridiculous (the majority were Americans) and they didn’t seem to mitigate with time.

The Mexicans live in poverty for the most part and seeing all that wealth on display in the resorts must be difficult for them. I can understand the drive to get some of that money by hook or by crook and maybe that explains all the scams, banditry and plain robbery that goes on in Mexico. The drug trade is huge as it offers some people a good living, they regard other people as worthless pawns to move or dispose of as they see fit and so you have to be very careful to stay well away from areas known as drug areas. The police are paid as badly as the rest of the populace and apparently corruption is rife, they may be no help when it comes to the crunch.

I hate to paint a negative picture of a Mexican resort as they rely so much on tourism dollars to make their world go round, but you do need to keep your wits about you and your eyes wide open.

As if to prove a point, the Canadian news is full of reports about two Canadian males who were kidnapped in Puerto Vallarta on 8 May (while I was there) and haven’t been heard from since. I think there might be more to the story, such as they may have owed money to people who you really shouldn’t owe money to, and they may have passed up on a business opportunity with some similar people which would have cost them most of their profits. Got to be careful who you talk to and make deals with, under duress or not. (Apparently one of them was heavily involved in illegal martial arts fights.)

Would I go back? Yes, no doubt – I’d even stay at Dreams again – but I would stick to the all-inclusive resorts and just lie back and enjoy the sun, food and drink but not necessarily in that order. I’d just encourage visitors to keep their eyes open and their wits about them. Maybe even tip a bunch more and share some wealth. Of course this was my impression of what I saw and experienced, others’ experiences and impressions may be different.

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