“uiz Show, uadrophenia and uigley Down Under are all perfectly functional films. None of them particularly shines though, and I certainly wouldn’t recommend spending much time or money seeking them out. This leaves me in a bit of a uandary, to be perfectly honest. This can only be avoided by consultation with the most intelligent man in the Universe.” Listen carefully, as Atoz aka David Stock introduces us to “Q”.
“We’re up to ‘P’, and that can only mean one thing: shrieking violins; scary shadows in scary windows in scary houses on scary hills, stupid policemen, absolutely no breasts whatsoever (though I still have my personal doubts on that one), bloody plugholes (that is, plugholes that are bloody), lunatics, and showers. Can you guess what it is yet?”
Atoz takes us back to 1975 for “O”, and a clean sweep of the major Oscars…
Atoz finds to his consternation that he owns no videos or books beginning with “N”. Fortunately there’s an offensive horse (eh?) in his album collection.
For the letter “M”, Atoz will be choosing mostly music – and Keanu Reeves, with a nod at the Holy Grail.
Atoz passes over Kevin Spacey, Roberto Benigni, Bob Marley and Robert Plant in favour of Graham Swift. Yes, it’s time for “L”.